jalexisnotonfireathogwarts:

kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

this is probably the reason no one has called me cute ever

(via open-hearted-open-minded)

allthatisgolddoesnotglitterxo:

If any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

(Source: glameow, via open-hearted-open-minded)

rneerkat:

the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto

(via cooliesturl)

diabadass:

wealthyhugepenis:

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

(Source: lilbfan, via ittybittylaughs)

sexjustin:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

(Source: zackisontumblr, via so-n-d-er)